How to be a proper wife…

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From a 1960′s text book.  There is some good stuff.  If your marriage isn’t going well, try some of these old fashioned techniques. 

  • Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal
  • catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction
  • remember his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
  • Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity.
  • When he reaches his moment of fulfillment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.
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You Just Might be a Swinger IF…

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A very good list to determine if you are swingers or not:

12. Your co-workers are convinced that you have no social life because you always change the subject when they ask about your weekend.

11. When your co-workers talk about their sex lives, it takes some real effort not to yawn.

10. Your guy friends invite you to a strip club and you ask if it would be ok to bring your wife.

9. When you and your wife are at a club, and you keep asking her, “is that them, is that them”.

8. Your kids see your online xmas card list and want to know who “lickmewell1″, “tanblonde6969″, “fine_passionate_lover” & “blkpassion615″ are.

7. Your girlfriends wonders why you have both birth control pills and multi-sized condoms in your purse.

6. Your Saturday night babysitter wonders why mommy already has her coat on when she comes out of the bedroom.

5. Your friends want to see your vacation pictures and you tell them you don’t have any.

4. You BOTH wonder if the sexy couple who just walked past you, is on Swappernet. (They Look like some one we know)

3. You make plans to meet a “straight” couple at a nice restaurant, and realize that you have absolutely nothing you can wear that is not see through.

2. The drugstore clerk wonders what you’re going to do with four bottles of Scope, three-dozen condoms, Handi-baby wipes and five bottles of Astroglide.

And the #1 way to tell you might just be a Swinger
is…

1. Your neighbors wonder why they aren’t invited to any of your parties….And why most of your guests arrive carrying cases of beer, tons of Alcohol, Ice chest full of Jello Shooters and Digital Cameras.