A very good list to determine if you are swingers or not:

12. Your co-workers are convinced that you have no social life because you always change the subject when they ask about your weekend.

11. When your co-workers talk about their sex lives, it takes some real effort not to yawn.

10. Your guy friends invite you to a strip club and you ask if it would be ok to bring your wife.

9. When you and your wife are at a club, and you keep asking her, “is that them, is that them”.

8. Your kids see your online xmas card list and want to know who “lickmewell1″, “tanblonde6969″, “fine_passionate_lover” & “blkpassion615″ are.

7. Your girlfriends wonders why you have both birth control pills and multi-sized condoms in your purse.

6. Your Saturday night babysitter wonders why mommy already has her coat on when she comes out of the bedroom.

5. Your friends want to see your vacation pictures and you tell them you don’t have any.

4. You BOTH wonder if the sexy couple who just walked past you, is on Swappernet. (They Look like some one we know)

3. You make plans to meet a “straight” couple at a nice restaurant, and realize that you have absolutely nothing you can wear that is not see through.

2. The drugstore clerk wonders what you’re going to do with four bottles of Scope, three-dozen condoms, Handi-baby wipes and five bottles of Astroglide.

And the #1 way to tell you might just be a Swinger
is…

1. Your neighbors wonder why they aren’t invited to any of your parties….And why most of your guests arrive carrying cases of beer, tons of Alcohol, Ice chest full of Jello Shooters and Digital Cameras.

How cool is this?  A sexy thong with a Bow

The fun wife is back

Its not cheating if my husband watches.  Great Swingers T-shirt

Make your foreplay more fun with these 5 techniques for exciting hand jobs. To people who say that hand jobs are best left to clumsy teenagers in the back of darkened movie theaters, we say you’ve never gotten a good hand job! There is more to an exciting hand job than two minutes of of dry stroking; a truly brilliant hand job uses your hands and mouth to explore your guy’s body and get him primed for more sexy time.

1. Get in position- Getting in a good position is an important but often overlooked step in an exciting hand job. Remember, a good job is one of many steps to extended naughty time, and no one is going to have a good time if you start getting arm cramps after a few minutes. Before you lay your hands on that glorious man meat, get yourself into a comfortable position.
2. Get it wet- No one likes a dry wank, that’s why guys use lotion during their private time. Using some lube or lotion to to give an exciting hand job will make for a happy guy and more exciting experience. If you’re one of those people that doesn’t keep lube with you all the time, your mouth is a wonderful source for lubrication, so don’t be afraid of the hand job/BJ combo. Remember girls are self lubricating, boys are not. That being said, wetter is always better.
3. Get your stroke on- Good stroke technique is the most important part of giving an exciting hand job.The best way to start is to wrap your hand around you guy’s love muscle and pump it up and down. You don’t have to grab if like a life line, but try to find a good balance between a firm, sexy grip and chocking the chicken to death. Be open to input and let your guy’s reactions to your handiwork to let you know that you’re on the right track to giving an exciting hand job.
4. His body is a wonderland- Giving an exciting hand job isn’t restricted to working the man meat. Providing a bit of attention to other parts of his body will make giving him a hand job more exciting for both of you. While your working his shaft, play with his nipples with your mouth or your other hand. If you want to go for a super sexy trifecta, try stroking him with one hand, playing with his balls with the other, and bring it home by using your mouth on his nipples.
5. Practice makes perfect- Yes, we’re trying to put you on the road to giving your guy an exciting hand job, but the truth is there are no hard and fast rules. So don’t be afraid to try out different moves, speeds, and novelty lubes to get your guy going. They key to giving an exciting hand job is to relax and have fun knowing that there is much more fun to come.